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Victoria’s Rejects

Book Cover: Victoria's RejectsBuy!Sign: Menopausal Women on BoardVictoria’s Rejects is a hilarious spoof catalogue for “women who have achieved middle age.” It offers a wealth of outrageous items that promise to reverse the hands of time, and actually exist only in the twisted minds of Altman and Lazar.

You probably were unaware of how essential “young body decals,” “cellulite compound filler,” “hearing aid earrings,” and “ovulation farewell party kits” can be for women over forty. Victoria’s Rejects will tell you all about these products and many others. Other catalogues promise you items that restore your youth: this catalogue promises to restore your sense of humor.

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Book Information

BaBoom Press, Inc. | Paperback, $11.95 | 64 pages | ISBN: 0970727518 | Buy from Bookmasters

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