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Mother Goose Tells the Truth About Middle Age and Beyond

Book Cover: Mother Goose Tells the Truth About Middle Age and BeyondBuy!Friday's Child from Mother Goose Tells the Truth About Middle Age and BeyondIn the colorfully illustrated Mother Goose Tells the Truth About Middle Age and Beyond, Jack and Jill are now over the hill and Mary has a lot of lamb and rushes to her diet support group. Exploring a multitude of middle age issues, from failing eyesight to failing marriages, this book uses well known nursery rhymes as the vehicle for its irreverent and brazen brand of humor.

With poems like, “This Baby Boomer Plays the Market” and “Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Estrogen Gone,” Altman turns a wry eye towards aging. Men and women alike will find humor in the range of Altman’s clever verses, which move from HMO’s to SUV’s, computer glitches to prostate problems.

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Table of Contents

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Book Information

BaBoom Press, Inc. | Hardbound, $16.95 | 72 pages | ISBN: 0970727526 | Buy from Bookmasters

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